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Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"
by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022
mugGet the Mommy's Razormug.

mommy

lana banana is mommy
max ur a hoe and lana likes me more so she’s my mommy.
by Blingblongatingtong November 2, 2021
mugGet the mommymug.

Mommy come and take my lolly

You sing to your mom
Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa
by Unahya December 12, 2020
mugGet the Mommy come and take my lollymug.

Mommy

Now stop searching mommy on a dictionary and go touch grass you weirdos
by -$l33py-m0øn- June 30, 2022
mugGet the Mommymug.

woof woof mommy

damm you kinky ? probably has a mommy kink ngl
someone damm that girl looks fine af

someone2 on god woof woof mommy drools
by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023
mugGet the woof woof mommymug.

Mommy

A word a dominating woman in a relationship or a woman who acts like a mother to their s/o
"Baby can u come over here"
"Yes mommy"
by Bananisnice January 15, 2022
mugGet the Mommymug.

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