Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022

mommy

lana banana is mommy

max ur a hoe and lana likes me more so she’s my mommy.

by Blingblongatingtong November 2, 2021

Mommy come and take my lolly

You sing to your mom

Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa

by Unahya December 12, 2020

mommy milkers

the big delicious part of the female

I love your mommy milkers

by Djkeagen January 17, 2022

Mommy

A mother of a child

Now stop searching mommy on a dictionary and go touch grass you weirdos

by -$l33py-m0øn- June 30, 2022

woof woof mommy

damm you kinky ? probably has a mommy kink ngl

someone damm that girl looks fine af

someone2 on god woof woof mommy drools

by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023

Mommy

A word a dominating woman in a relationship or a woman who acts like a mother to their s/o

"Baby can u come over here"
"Yes mommy"

by Bananisnice January 15, 2022