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catch beats

to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.
"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"
by IsItThough May 18, 2009
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catching blixs

Blixs can be what ever you want them to be, feelings, objects, dirty looks, thoughts or blixs can mean absolute nothing at all when you use it!
I been catching blixs!
She fly i gotta catch those blixs!
I was standing on corner minding my own and i stated catching blixs!
Did you see all those blixs ? Lets go catch um!

I haven't had blixs in a minute I need to catch me some of that!
nonsense slang Ronzell
by Runzell October 25, 2015
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catch-phrase

A spoken set of words dat supposedly is good for "acquiring" hot chick/hunks.
Da theory of a perfect "catch-phrase" is largely non-existent, since (A) everyone is different, and so an approach dat might be attractive/alluring to one person might not work for someone else, and (B) many folks prefer dat you just "be yourself", and so a "canned come-on" would likely be largely ineffective for them, since they would want to know how you truly think/feel, not merely how well-read you are in da art of "making friends and influencing people".
by QuacksO February 17, 2022
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Catch-69

When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech

Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R

Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69

Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*

Dunbar: my wife not sex with me

The end…?

Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com

Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream

Snow globe: farts
by Doomguy44 May 18, 2023
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no catching feelings

You and your bestfriend act as if y’all are together for a day
No catching feelings mean to go out with your best friend for a day and not catch feeling for each other for the month of November
by Paid ham ham November 18, 2020
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catch these cookies

similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.
Rami Malek is soooOo hot. He can catch these cookies anyday.
by poldank3000 January 12, 2017
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Catch a skeg

Get a look, spot, see, glance.
"If you catch a skeg at the safe's combination, be sure to let me know."
by Zed Numar July 24, 2021
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