The nasty carl

when you’re plowing your girls neck crevices while she licks the sweat off your johnson

when i got home from the gym, all she wanted to do was the nasty carl

by larva123 February 5, 2020

the karen card

a "card" used almost exclusively by enforcement figures (typically a fandom wiki admin or a discord server moderator) as an excuse to not bring a superior into a situation and to dodge potential punishments, people who use this card usually don't know the exact definition of a karen, nor what qualifies someone to be a karen

moderator: !ban @user being a karen
other user: you're fr gonna play the karen card?! I'm gonna contact an admin regarding this!
admin: *clicks moderator's name* *removes role*

by Mr. Mage 750 August 21, 2020

on the milk carton

Missing.

Jimmy Hoffa is still on the milk carton.

by feenagh101 June 25, 2017

free the shopping cart coin

For a man, the act of inserting his own penis into his anus. For most of them, it's would be satisfying to do, but there's a tiny lack of length, so they use another "shopping cart unlocker", a friend's one for example.

Oh god I wish I could free the shopping cart coin alone...

by Fan2Definitions October 5, 2019

Laying the silver carpet

Smoking heroine

Robs laying the silver carpet again

by GingeA1 November 2, 2019

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

by anonymous February 28, 2022

You don't have enough memory in the memory card

A casual, subtle way of calling someone stupid, as they do not have enough memory in their memory card. Or, in other words, not enough memory in their brain.

Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?

by Based Cow June 15, 2022