weiner window

The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.

Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.

by teamknapsack June 20, 2017

Window Girl

A woman of indecent nature; one that is let in through the window rather than the door. Similar to a thot.

“She’s got a fat ass, but she’s still a window girl”
“Man, when you gonna stop falling for them window girls?”

by Blakeysaur July 7, 2019

Wonder Window

The upside down triangle shaped gap between the thighs, and just bellow the nether regions of a woman.

I can see daylight through her wonder window.

by Scm4life831 July 19, 2017

Windows Vista

The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes.

"Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005)

I can't network my Windows Vista.

by Flysak August 21, 2005

journey window

When you're tripping so hard on acid you walk to the window and begin your journey, but it's up to you what you do from there...

"Hey Garrett did you just open the journey window?"
"Yeah bro."

by JJ long slong July 31, 2017

Windows ME

Microsoft's software building in 2000 that is most useless pile of crap ever installed on a computer. It is so useless that it is easier to train a dog to speak mandarin then to use Windows ME. It will lead to stress, frustration, anger for wasting your money and in extreme cases a pie in Bill Gates face. It is so complicated and unstable that the writers of the idiots guide to Windows ME eventually gave up writing it, because even they couldn't figure it out

Windows ME is a piece of turd,
In mathematical terms Windows ME= mindfuck

Building SERN is easier than using Windows ME

by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 4, 2011

windows time

the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.

John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.

by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010