by nigga bitch August 26, 2004
Get the hoe-tardmug. 1. Someone who participates in tard farming, which is the action of having a job where you deal with a lot of stupid and braindead people at any given point in time who are not your coworkers (note: working in an office full of idiots is called "misfortune", not tard farming).
2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.
2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.
1. I swear, sitting at this fucking desk and dealing with inbred hordes of college kids who will never go anywhere in life makes me feel like a tard farmer.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.
by Abdallah Price May 13, 2010
Get the tard farmermug. When the level of someones "tardness" is so high that the word pants must be added on to the word tard. Like when someones says fancy pants, smarty pants, stupid pants, ugly pants...ect.
"Todd thought that if you light a fart on fire then the flame will burn your intestines. Todd is a tard pants"
"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."
"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."
by The tard pants definitioner April 13, 2009
Get the Tard Pantsmug. by knoby February 22, 2007
Get the tard machinemug. by daddy's little secret February 6, 2009
Get the Tard Truckmug. Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.
by konnor83 July 26, 2012
Get the Epi-Tardmug. Substitute for "..are retarded".
In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".
The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".
The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."
I said, "You R Tarded."
by Attritionist March 17, 2022
Get the R Tardedmug.