by Butt Doodle April 29, 2021

by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

Unable to get chicks or pussy. Guaranteed to fuck up any chance of getting a woman.
Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.
Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.
We were talking to these decent chicks, but as soon as they realized that Darren was so pussy-proof, they walked out on us.
Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.
Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.
by doosh laroosh May 20, 2010

by Josh_Yarb January 9, 2015

by purplepotatoes2463 February 22, 2023

This is a very luxurious vagina that a lot of people wish they could own, but only very few people can actually afford. It (the vagina) not only looks fantastic, but also feels exceptional on the inside.
by Hank Jr. June 12, 2013

Similar to its counterpart "dick appointment". When a guy schedules a time/day to have sex with a female.
Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
by WicKid February 5, 2017
