Speedy Noodle

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

by mortymer May 29, 2018

noodle pack

A persons brain

Aye I caught that nigga LACKIN shot him right in his noodle pack

by Smartestautisticniggaalive March 4, 2019

Noodle Squid

When someone is upset but can't keep the laughter in during an argument/fight

Cheyenne your being a real noodle squid and I can't take you seriously.

by Beastslayer0915 October 19, 2020

flying noodle

When you have sex in space

My favorite sex position is the flying noodle. It's out of this world!

by Nopenoodle March 7, 2015

strain the noodles

urinate

Man, that lemonade makes me want to strain the noodles!

by jesuslikescorndogs October 23, 2011

Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck

Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.

by Sydzillah October 25, 2015

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020