headless math

The inability to quickly or accurately solve algebraic expressions using exclusively mental fortitude.

... and then the teacher says, 'take the square of 15, multiply that by 12.5, add 35 and then perform express the result as a factorial'.
I just told 'dat bitch ' you gotta give me some 'headless math' some paper and at least 1 pencil...

by YAWA January 25, 2020

doing math

Using the excuse "Doing geometry homework" to hook up with your girlfriend.

"Hey baby, I'll be tangent to those curves!"
"Somebody's been doing math!"

by AngelBelle June 20, 2006

do the math

1: It's logical, especially without anyone else's opinions.
2: Figure it out yourself, especially without anyone else's wisdom.

NOTE: "Do The Math" to me is based on happenings that are correctly added up and bottom-lined.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 1, 2010

broken maths

The stuff that happens when people divide by zero or pull some funky formula out of no where.

Oh my god, Mr.Garwood has broken maths!

by Flappy The Clown April 6, 2017

Toilet Math

A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.

Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.

by Fasters January 12, 2022

Good at math

Simply said :"Genius"!
Being good at math is something really rare, isn't it?
If you are good at math than an applause for you!

Mark:Did you know that there are people good at math?
Luke:Genius.

by Iamsogoodatthisbruh November 24, 2021

Bank Math

A method of financial management that involves rounding any transaction up to the next dollar amount. Bank math prevents any overdrafting of bank accounts because the amount remaining in the account is always more than you believe it to be.

Let's see, the burger is $4.79, and the fries are $2.19. So quick Bank Math, that's like $8, and I have $15 in my account, so I should have $7 left for tonight.

by BaxterDog December 29, 2017