Batman

When you have sex and after you cum, you have to kill her parents.

Dude last night i did a batman

by Mc_loving69 January 15, 2018

Batman

An unstable orphan in a bat costume

Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice

*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*

by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019

BATMAN

Is a strong handsome bastard that identity is known as Maison Daniel prater potts he is a crazy bitch and when he is in class he chucks fucking BATARANG at people and says it like a 100 times and gets a detention from his teachers he hangs out with his bois nightwing and robin and bane because he is sexy and has sex with cat woman when he isn’t fighting crime

Bailey: OH shit it’s Batman Dave:ya mean Maison Aaron:no stupid fuck Batman

by Batman die January 1, 2020

Batmanned

when a kid in a Batman suit carries you upstairs unconscious

That girl got Batmanned last night when everyone fell asleep.

by TMO11 January 10, 2020

BATMAN

The best goddamn superhero to ever live also known as god because he’s motherfucking Batman

Batman that’s it you idiotic

by The goddamn mother fucking Bat February 15, 2020

Batmanning

A two gay, two irl sex position. The girls both use the same double-ended dildo while each one blows one of the guys. Everyone is getting pleased. Called batmanning because I’m action, it somewhat looks like Batman’s insignia

Jill and I got together with Joe and Jane. We were batmanning all night long.

by Madmaximus February 16, 2020

Batman

A guy that will start a fight in the middle of a club.

Guy- This guy in a batsuit thinks he can start a fight in your club, he's got these kids on pills thinking he's a hero.
Club owner- Get rid of him, he's bad for business, this batman guy.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020