tech support scammer

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored

tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"

by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021

TECHH

TECHH or aka the cutest eboy I've ever met is a discord.com packer/troll that likes to get fansigns of egirls all the time, oh and he also owns a clan called echh which is pretty LAME. he is a very known discord celebrity tho

hey have u seen techh?

Yea i seen him esexing his egirl in a void vc earlier

by DiscordPacker69240 September 28, 2021

tech money/technology money

These are the social media overlords who took advantage of the early internet and made social media apps, they can come from old/new/non money, they are almost always male and have a tendency to sell their users data...

FYI: tech money can be new as well! Take a look at Tiktok

Mark Zuckerberg is tech money/technology money.
Yo bro tf is a tech money?
Social media overlords who made social media apps we communicate on.
Ah, aight thanks!

by Fairyjuggalo March 4, 2022

Tech Supporch

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

by Potzer August 7, 2022

Techista

Someone who has to have the latest and greatest technology; especially someone who shows off the newest features of how the gadget is better than others.

Kevin was being such a techista earlier, he brought home that new iPad and wouldn’t shut up about it!

by techista May 24, 2023

Techaboo

Someone who is obsessed with technology.

Similarly to Weeaboo or Koreaboo.

Fred: I love technology so much, i use linux and I'm fluent in C++.

Caveman: Technology is gay
Fred: Technologies like cybernetic implants are the future! You probably don't even know what url means
Caveman: Ok, Techaboo

by Goofy Goofball October 3, 2023

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003