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Kamikaze Teacher

a teacher who calls upon the class randomly when no one raises their hand.
Teacher;dont make me go kamikaze teacher!

-student raises hand-
by TheAwesomestGilbertOfPrussia February 14, 2012
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Keyboard Teacher

People who write long answers to simple basic questions online to feel important
Hey man did you see that Keyboard Teacher on Quora
by Rustyshaklefoed January 17, 2021
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orchestra teacher

by mrsedem May 4, 2021
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Teachers pet

A person who always snitches on you when you take a step forward at them or they challenge to fight you on a damn Monday or Wednesday. When you actually fight them, or actually touch them lightly, they will either:
Snitch
Cry to the teacher
and my favorite one..
Try to attack you but you KTFO of them.
This Teachers pet is so annoying! When will he ever stop picking and snitching on me??
by ValkDefNotFound April 26, 2022
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English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
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witch teacher

A stupid bitch that has no life usually picking little kids bum holes for fun. a rare witch teacher has black and white hair mixed, common with black and epic pokemon with white
what a witch teacher, is she a rare tho?
by kevin the nerd1 November 6, 2017
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Teacher body

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.
6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.
by GorglagorE September 15, 2017
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