TDL

Team Dank Lords the greatest Roblox e-sports team in OCE

Did you see TDL won the Roblox world Championship

by TrunksDaMan April 12, 2017

t.d.t.f

T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"

"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"

"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"

by Akadot March 9, 2009

TDS

Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Donald Trump, to the point they will abandon all logic and reason bc of the infection.

Defined TDS-My neighbors tree has fallen into my yard. That's the work of Donald Trump.

by Silent_Rage September 11, 2020

tdff

Too Damn F**king Funny.

That Trump video was TDFF!

by YabbiYum July 30, 2016

V.T.D.

A computer virus (virtual transmitted disease) that the user contracted from looking at porn sites.

"Geez, I got this nasty V.T.D. from that Granny Tranny Donkey porn site"

by T. Man October 26, 2007

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

by super mom,single mom April 27, 2014

TDM

an acronym for "total douchebag move," used to describe someone's actions that were particularly douchey etm.

Jarrod took a pic of us via cell phone in mirror and cropped me out of it before he made it his default pic, tdm.
(It also should be noted that taking a pic via cell phone in mirror is a tdm in itself.. clearly).

by Dot Woods November 29, 2010