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Tard Pants

When the level of someones "tardness" is so high that the word pants must be added on to the word tard. Like when someones says fancy pants, smarty pants, stupid pants, ugly pants...ect.
"Todd thought that if you light a fart on fire then the flame will burn your intestines. Todd is a tard pants"

"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."
by The tard pants definitioner April 13, 2009
mugGet the Tard Pantsmug.

Tarded up

Extremely retarded, unbelievably retarded to point of fucktardation or worse.
Jeez, look at that tarded up loser, he can't even talk so you understand him.
by Jack Carter April 22, 2003
mugGet the Tarded upmug.

i-Tard

Someone who uses their i-Pod during social outings, often isolating him or herself from a group of friends by listening to music and/or using apps and igoring conversation or his or her companions completely.
Person 1: Ryan was such an i-Tard last night!
Person 2: Yeah,I know! He didnt say one word the whole night, all he did was play doodle jump.
by willc333 March 15, 2010
mugGet the i-Tardmug.

tard machine

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine
by knoby February 22, 2007
mugGet the tard machinemug.

tiktok tard

Miming words to a song with no sound while doing vigorous arm movements, usually in public.
"If you're going to be a tiktok tard, you're not going to be standing next to me in the shop."
by Belleaturbandictionary December 29, 2020
mugGet the tiktok tardmug.

Bucky Tard

When someone believes that Buckfast tonic wine is “sweeter” based on the machine number on the back. Some say the bucky gets to their head and causes this.
"Can you believe that Bucky Tard over there? He thinks the number 1 is more sweet than a 32. Swear to god matthew is a Bucky Tard"
by Jackamo45 April 25, 2021
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Tard Monkey

A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!
wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey
by daryy February 20, 2011
mugGet the Tard Monkeymug.

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