A tall one is when you jerk off while lying down and your cum comes out in a tall stream usually landing on your forehead, shoulder or if your lucky, in your mouth.
by Daily Jew December 2, 2018
Get the Tall Onemug. Tall tales are manlet cope, also known as short stories and leprechaun lies. Invariably expressed to you from far below by little voices, goin' peep, peep, peep, tellin' great big lies in their hissy fit manletspeak while wearing platform shoes on their nasty, little feet - just lol at tall tales telling short people 'round here. The content of tall tales often includes but is not limited to: manlet mathematics and guy height relating to the microscopic manlet's ludicrously ladylike and dwarfishly diminutive height, small man syndrome manlet rage-induced halfling half-truths about how the silly manlet boy could totally fight against a towering manmore and how the minuscule midget manlet definitely wouldn't immediately pass out and girlishly pee his pipsqueak, pint-sized, peewee pants, as well as massively delusional manlet cope about how the subhumanly stunted Oompa Loompa Ewok manlet is actually a happy hobbit because clothes cost less in the children's section and that he can convincingly cross-dress and pass as a women whenever the petite and effeminate sissy manlet desires to do so in order to turn tricks to afford his daily fix of step stools and booster seats (especially since he has a closet full of high heels at home anyway). Short people got no reason. Manlets rise up!
Allison: Manlet detected. Isn't that the tall tales telling turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Toxic Homunculus" Howard over there? Maria: Damn, I forgot my magnifying glass! Let's have a closer look. Allison: Oh, it's just a particularly petite garden gnome! Maria: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 1, 2024
Get the tall talesmug. A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)
(They’re actually a fucking loser)
by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023
Get the Tall Geezermug. aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
by Kmtod June 17, 2023
Get the aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokesmug. Someone calling you tall after you have done something stupid, is a nicer way of calling you a retard
Guy 1#: Dies from storm in a battle royale
Guy #2: Dude you are so tall, you could have easily avoided that...
Guy #2: Dude you are so tall, you could have easily avoided that...
by DarkSlayer2109 May 6, 2021
Get the Tallmug. A thought I have embraced forever. Tall girls are just more all girl and more to adore. Their elegant ways are to be admired.
Xander watched as she entered the room. Mesmerized he whispered, "tall girl, all girl." Sarah overheard and instructed him to tell her or she would.
by von groovy July 19, 2024
Get the tall girl, all girlmug. by Gregerkul2_0 March 13, 2021
Get the Hit a tall person daymug.