"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"
"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
by ash0ka March 8, 2009
Get the Tainted Retributionmug. Proper noun describing the rubbery area between the scrotum and anus; commonly inhabited in elderly Indian men, or the most vile, disgusting, and nasty smells a human can come into contact with.
Dan: "How can u breathe up there with all that smoke?"
Cory: "I can't really, that scrap box fire has this whole plant smelling like Gjeto's Taint!"
Cory: "I can't really, that scrap box fire has this whole plant smelling like Gjeto's Taint!"
by doublicious21 December 6, 2011
Get the Gjeto's Taintmug. a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone
2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'
3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win
4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not
public (may be amendable, but not advised)
Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
by WinningReddit May 23, 2012
Get the Taint Tagmug. Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011
Get the tainted knucklesmug. Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).
by Oliver Mercer and Edward Newton May 22, 2006
Get the taint paintingmug. A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.
by heated October 15, 2006
Get the taint monkeymug. The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.
by jizz55 May 13, 2008
Get the Taint Juicemug.