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A forum targeted at students from the microscopic planet of Oberlin College. Topics posted in this forum are about (but are not limited to): hipsters, best butts, potential gays, sexual experiences, Coop De Jour, bros, politics, pretentious connies, Matt Alden, The Redhead and Blonde, veganism, secret love affairs, poop, obsessions, fetishes, etc.
Ah, shit dude, check Obie Talk, I just posted another thread about Coop De Jour; third one this week!
by Obietalker December 14, 2009
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We have to talk

The 4 word sentence that never leads to a good conversation. Usually a good way to prepare the other for bad news.
Translations for "We have to talk":
From Boss: You're fired.
From Girlfriend: I'm pregnant, I'm dumping you.
From Parents: We know what you did.
From Friends: Pay your rent dammit.
by sixfourfish January 7, 2009
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toilet talk

The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.
Inmate 1103 has crap and piss on his face cuz he's been toilet talking with inmate 3034
by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008
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gun talk

An MC rapping about how they will teach someone (especially a rival MC) a lesson using a variety of firearms.
"I got 7 Mac 11's
about 8 38s
9 9s
10 Mac 10s
These shits never end
You cant touch my riches
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches"
(Biggie Smalls, Gun Talk)
by daboha October 3, 2011
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shit talk drunk

Talking like a pompous, elitist asshole when you are wasted.
Shit Talk Drunk Guy: My job is the best in the world. My company cured aids and cancer and invented hepatitis.

Sober Guy: Sure.

Shit talk Drunk Guy: Fuck you!
by EggMcMuffown January 3, 2008
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Tiger talk

an uncomfortable conversation between a man and his wife, or girlfriend, who is caught cheating with another person or multiple people. The angry talking to a man gets when his wife finds another girl's phone # on his cell phone
My wife gave me the Tiger talk after she found that Vegas cocktail waitress' phone # on my cell
by Wildcard007 December 10, 2009
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Dopey talk

Childish or unnecessary terminology or dialogue people use in conversations to sound cute or funny. Some find it fun and play along, others find it sometimes condescending, rude, or superfluous altogether.

The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.
Example 1 of dopey talk

*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*

Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"

You: "...."

Example 2

Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"

Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"
by Bruk March 5, 2010
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