swirl the tube

I like to party hard and swirl the tube

I like to party hard and swirl the tube

by bkitten3 November 20, 2016

Bent Glass Tube

Used to describe an action that is amazing on one hand and terrible on another. Mostly used in E-SPORTS.

Person 1: YO! Did you see that Caustic main take out 3 squads with just a P2020?
Person 2: Yeah but then he fell off the map looting one of them. A literal bent glass tube.

by AngryLarry July 12, 2019

PewDiePie’s Tuber Simulator

A somehow relevant game by PewDiePie. And it’s available for free, and that’s a great price!

Marzia: PewDiePie’s tuber simulator? what’s that?
PewDiePie: Whaat? You’ve never played tuber simulator?

by Eternal~ July 24, 2019

The Wrong Tube

A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.

A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2021

smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

Tony Tube-Snake

While in the doggy-style posish, during anal sex, pull out and while the sphincter is still gaping, and proceed to shit into your lady friends anal cavity. Rinse and repeat. Thus creating the sensuality of the Tony Tube-Snake.

I totally gave your girl friend a Tony Tube-Snake this weekend and she LOVED it!

by The original tony tube-snake December 14, 2010

tube top

a person who is consistently a bad time; a bummer

"That bitch is such a fucking tube top"

by Jeff Custer July 30, 2006