The unicorn

When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.

"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"

by MeatBeater69 September 24, 2017

the unexpected eagle

As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed

I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.

by Moglisid December 28, 2017

the unwanted splash

When you're takin a dump and the toilet splashes your booty hole.

I love it when the unwanted splash happens and butt hole gets splashed with shitty toilet water, especially on public toilets.

by DicPic Champion July 22, 2018

The uncommon shame

That moment when you find out your bestest friend is gay

You don't need a example, you probably can guess how The uncommon shame feels

by The Lasse November 14, 2018

The Uncle Charlie

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as you can in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie to those kids?”

by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019

The unspoken commandments

What?

they're unspoken for a reason

Guy 1: missuses a meme

Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments

Guy 1: what? Those don't exist

Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.

by Norrabal May 31, 2019

The Unicorn

The act of placing a suction cup dildo on one’s forehead, then having an intimate partner ride it while proceeding to provide oral sex.

Hey Bro,I finally tried the Unicorn with my girlfriend, it was awesome.

Bro: Damn bro thats my favorite position

by Coquimaster July 31, 2019