Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce
by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021
Get the Cat Noncemug. by GingerNinja2020 November 22, 2020
Get the Noncemug. "Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
by ~hlumi January 22, 2018
Get the murder noncemug. 
Nonce - British slang for pedophile.
by YouTube AtaBtww September 27, 2020
Get the Noncemug. by Gh0styy July 19, 2021
Get the Noncemug. Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 1, 2023
Get the Nonce Nuggetsmug.