Church Mousing

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity

“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing”

by Loose bits February 22, 2023

Mouse Moment

A sad or introspective moment in life is reminiscent of a specific video of a mouse from "Creature Comforts" eating candies alone, where you've been forced to eat a meal alone for any number of reasons.

I had a mouse moment today when I was forced to eat my Subway Sandwich alone in the park.

by izPeeHam September 12, 2022

Mickey mouse

When someone is purposely making your day hard. Or getting under your skin.

What a Mickey mouse.

I've never seen such mickey mouse behavior.

by Jdmcustoms May 4, 2021

girl mouse

N: An optical computer mouse. It has no balls, just a warm inner glow.

Frank: "What kind of mouse are you getting for your PC?"

Joe: "I'm getting a girl mouse. They move much easier, and they have no balls to wash."

by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011

Mickey Mouse

Two words used together as an adjective to describe something that is considered lame or uncool.

Dude, this mickey mouse band is a drag, hinges.

Shut up with all your mickey mouse advice.

by Jelly Bean Miller May 11, 2010

mouse trap

A cat, kitty, puddy, etc., that meows, purrs, and can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

Boots, my mouse trap, caught two mice within two hours of my bringing him home.

Why buy that spring contraption that only squashes your fingers when you can get a real mouse trap--Kitty?

by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2005

Church Mouse

is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..

used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase

Me: hey guys, look over here!!

Me: ***"CHURCH MOUSE!!"***

friends" awh dude thats ratchet af

by buttsAU May 24, 2018