Synchronized Swimming

Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.

I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.

by DrunkBabyLion August 04, 2022

eyes are swimming

A sensation of vision becoming blurry or unable to focus after staring at something for too long.

My eyes are swimming after I worked hard for 1 hour.

by WackyGezi January 24, 2024

ducks swimming

Only the BEST swim team out there. They're like a family.

Yo man did you meet the girls from ducks swimming?

Yeah, they were the best! I wish I was cool enough to join.

by awwwhyeeeee January 02, 2011

Swimming Stork

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018

Swimming with the kids

When you cum in the bath you are taking.

I went swimming with the kids this morning and man was it awesome.

by Denzel Nguyen January 07, 2023

Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 03, 2023

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 01, 2023