Swedish Chef

A racial slur to define "Shark" from Discord. Who is a little wee wee pantsed idiot dummy head.

Wow shark is such a swedish chef smh

by owoDEFINITIONS February 2, 2020

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, Take a knife and make a hole. After that put your dick in your partners arms and starts cumming inside. Fast, patch up the hole. Wait for a few minutes. Then cut their wrists, after that they will be shooting web

Bryan: Hey chad i have your mom a swedish Spiderman last night
Chad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020

Swedish Mile

The walk home late at night when you are drunk.

I got kicked outta the party last night - totally had to walk the swedish mile

by Griddlebone February 23, 2011

Swedish Rag

When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).

Mom: Timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel?

Timmy: Swedish rag!

by Anti January 1, 2005

Swedish Smore

When you eat a smore out of a girls pussy

Jack had a swedish smore.

by Vinny Costa July 23, 2007

Swedish pop-tart

by roberts terms, sex with a spatula....lik a cherry pop tart: pop it and part it.

Damn robert, did you swedish pop-tart that girl?
hells YEA!!

by kelseyyyyy katttt December 9, 2008

swedish corn muffin

the result of an italian bakery.

she gave herself an italian bakery and her swedish corn muffin tasted so good.

by johnny knoxville88956 February 26, 2009