surging sanders

"When you come out of nowhere" much like the political run of senator Bernie Sanders. From Trevor Noah of the Daily Show

Did you hear Lucy gave Jake a surging sanders? bet that sucked. Fast way to end a date.

by John Doughboy October 9, 2016

surging sanders

when you cum out of no where

Man Bernie gave me a surging sanders when he got elected President

by Herb Andick Shunary October 6, 2016

Surging Sanders

(v.) When you cum out of nowhere

"Did you just do a Surging Sanders?"
"I swear this never happens."

In the democratic race we have seen a surging Sanders and it has Hillary worried.

by BabesEggs September 25, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Everything was going great with Hillary until my surging sanders ruined her night.

by dbcitizen September 3, 2016

Smurfing

When a man gets a blowjob after he dips his penis in whip cream mixed with blue raspberry Kool-aid. (1 packet of Kool-aid and a small tub of whipped cream. About 20 servings of blue penis or blue balls)

Man -Hey girl wanna go smurfing? I can turn your tongue blue.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.

by Dirrty Dave August 15, 2017

surging sanders

n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"

(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)

The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.

by Elijah Badasswordsmith March 4, 2020

Smurfing

Smurfing the act of having sex in a porta potty doing it from behind and right when the woman's about to come you dunk her face in the blue stuff

My girlfriend's hair smelled weird because we spent the entire weekend smurfing at the park

by JCorban (Chaos) Ewin July 4, 2021