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Suicide Music 

Music people often commit suicide to, the prime example being: "Gloomy Sunday".
Man: I just broke up with my girlfriend, now I've lost my reason to live. What should I do?
Devil: Listen to some suicide music. It will cure everything.

Sunday is gloomy, my hours are slumberless
Dearest the shadows I live with are numberless
Little white fl... BANG!!!!
Suicide Music by Hobgoblin88 March 29, 2009

Suicide Girls 

A community of beautiful girls, inked, pierced and happily mutilated to perfection getting naked for each other and everyone else.
Have you seen the Suicide Girls site?
check it out at www.suicidegirls.com
Suicide Girls by Young Jedi May 5, 2005

Suicide hotline jerk 

When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.
As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.

suicide wheel

a nob you put on your steering wheel to make wicked tight turns
dude i got a suicide wheel and i was doin tight ass donuts
suicide wheel by Nicky Bro July 3, 2005

Suicide Tourist 

A terminally ill person who travels to switzerland to die via assisted suicide. It is legal to help someone commit suicide in switzerland with a doctors recommendation and the assistance of a dignitant, a person who mixes the lethal cocktail.

See also, documentary, "Suicide Tourist"
Mike decided to make himself a suicide tourist when he found out he had inoperable ass cancer.

suicide dutch oven 

when you dutch oven someone but dont force them to smell it.
to do a suicide dutch oven you fart under blankets then turn a light on and to avoid the light they will go under the blankets and be dutch ovened.