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sugar granny 

An old broad taking care of a younger man that is using her for her wealth. Younger guys that associate & enjoy a Sugar Granny's presence aren't necessarily complete scum as long as the relationship is mutually benificial for both parties & both individuals are respected. Sugar Granny's usually go for the tools that are sweet & have a darkside. *;)-8-<

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Douchebag: I can't have anyone come over tonight, after my girlfriend leaves Sugar Granny is coming by. After she bought me a boat she really has been taking up all my time.
sugar granny by originalsexcaries February 28, 2011
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who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? 

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Sugar Cubbie 

A sugar cubbie is a clean cut, good looking male under the age of 30, who has a healthy bank account that he uses to spoil his women. Sugar cubbies are often sought out by attractive women in their 30s, often referred to as pumas, not quite old enough to be a cougar, but a cougar in training.
She found herself the best of both worlds in dating that sugar cubbie. He always picks up the tab for dinner AND is still young enough to keep up with her in the sack.
Sugar Cubbie by kpopp December 6, 2011

Sugar nut toe bakery 

a bakery full of sugar glazed donuts with nut and toe jelly or when someone doesn’t wash their toes and they get “narsty”
“You are smelling like a sugar nut toe bakery!! Shut up!!”
“that h*e gave me a sugar nut toe bakery and it was the best I’ve ever had!”
“Stop acting like a sugar nut toe bakery”

Watermelon Sugar

John: Watermelon Sugar, literally means nothing please stop looking this word up
Watermelon Sugar by shayn413 April 26, 2021

sugar rush

I had like 3 sugar rushes last night & now I feel like ass.
sugar rush by Elaine Benes August 5, 2008

Oklahoma Sugar Princess 

An under age girl who doesn't mind receiving money for sexual favors.
Tom: Hey, that girl over there is looking real nice. Maybe I'll buy her a drink.

Eric: What? Don't you know she's under age?

Tom: Well maybe she's an Oklahoma Sugar Princess and I can have my way with her big black ass.