stumple

exceedingly short and stumpy

That poor guy has stumple thumbs.

by notbarbie December 18, 2010

Stempler

A term often referred to when describing someone with whom you / a person has had casual sex with that you / said person has zero respect for, nor find attractive.

Having intercourse with a 'Stempler' or being 'Stemplered' is often as a result of a late night drunken booty call or a random hook up at McDonalds.

As he wiped the sweat from his brow, he realised with aplomb that he could use this girl whenever he so desired. This fine little Stempler was his, all his, and there was nothing she could do about it. Come rain or shine, night or day, he knew he could have her ankles by her ears within four minutes of a text message.

Dave: "What did you do last night, dude?"
Joseph: "I got Stemplered!"
Dave: "Oh no! Again?"
Joseph: "Yeah, I was asleep and my fone rang. The silly bint came over and I Stemplered her and finished in her hair".
Dave "Haha! What a Stempler!"

The other day, I met this complete Stempler. She was gagging for it - so easy. I reckon I could phone her at 4am and she'd turn up with a dildo and grin on her dumb face.

by Raveus Maximus May 4, 2011

Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.

Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

simple but difficult

something simple but at the same time difficult

Love is simple but difficult at the same time

by Peimanuk February 23, 2014

simple soccer

The act of playing soccer without coaches, refs, and most rules/ regulations including no shin guards and sometimes no cleats.

yo dawg lets go play some simple soccer

by cherryboi97 May 8, 2014

simple crunchy

"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.

While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.

by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015