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squirrel bate

A term used to define some one who is obsessively hyper active and oftet may have Gay tendencies. Usually an awkward, small, hyperactive kid that will walk up to people and play grab ass. Basically an irritating piece of shit that forgot to take his riddlin and looks about 3 years younger then he really is.
John:That piece of shit squirrel bate is running around agian and grabbing asses like a fagget.

Steve: Yea, he sure is a squirrel bate
by Johnny man April 27, 2006
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squirrel backup

One of many backups one does, just to leave them sitting somewhere and never remember where it is, and why was it made. A proper squirrel backup contains files one never wanted to keep in the first place.
Looking through my stash of DVDs I discovered several squirrel backups, no idea what I was thinking backing that stuff up.
by IQ Nill October 8, 2007
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Squirrel Fishing

An action predominately engaged in by Hillbillies and Rednecks:

Step 1: Participant(s) must have a 5-gallon bucket, gun(baseball bat), and access to a water source.
Step 2: Pour 5-gallon bucket full of water down a ground squirrel hole.
Step 3: Wait for PO'd squirrel to emerge from the watery depths.
Step 4: Wacka-Mole, Shoot, Bludgeon Squirrel.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: Hey Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith, wanna go Squirrel Fishing?
Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith: No.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: (Gunshot)
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Squirrel Pouch

Bulge in male's briefs or boxer briefs.
Did that guy just jump out of that girls truck without any pants on?! Oh God his squirrel pouch is exposed!
by mykalgraves March 20, 2012
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squirrel tail

when a guy wearing briefs drops his pants and pulls his briefs up tight and narrow around his junk letting the pube-fro hang out the sides, giving a white stripe up the middle and darker fur to the sides. it works best while presenting head level to someone, by standing on a table or straddling a chair. pumping also helps.
"jimbo got up on the table in the middle of the party and sported the squirrel tail and we got kelly to turn around just in time to get a face full of squirrel tail."
by mungpo February 1, 2010
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squirrel's nest

To perform a Squirrel's Nest:
1. Get really drunk
2. Find a chick to nail
3. Throw up on her chest while you're doin ' 'er.
4. Celebrate, 'cause you just performed the Squirrel's Nest
I gave that chick a huge Squirrel's Nest after a long night of drinking Guinness. IT was rowdy.
by John Kruk Allstar March 29, 2005
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squirrel chasing

when a man chases a woman analy while the woman is on her hands and needs running around the man is inside her chaseing her while doing it
when two people are in a big room and one runs around and the other trys to catch them analy they are the PITCHER the one running is the CATCHER (Squirrel chasing)
by LINCOlIN JESUS March 17, 2009
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