squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.

meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"

by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011

weed squirrel

A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.

Dude, quit being such a fucking weed squirrel, we can always buy another sack.

by Ross Vernal February 28, 2013

url squirrel

Someone who hordes urls in hopes of selling them later for vast fortunes.

With over 500 registered domain names, Frank is a real url squirrel.

by creative commander February 20, 2011

squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”

Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”

by ppnoggins January 15, 2023

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.

by IIT41II November 4, 2021

punching the squirrel

When you puke in a toilet

He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel

by Tunod81 November 24, 2017

Squirrel Balls

When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you.

My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.

by Gerry Larry April 19, 2013