random squared

Otherly known as "Random^2"

Describes something that is unordinarily random. Also used as a random saying or catchphrase. Often used more in txt and written language than verbally.

Its original use was as a saying to depcit that something was so random - it wasn't. This wasn't derived as an abstract saying, but rather a mathematical concept. The logic behind this is often misunderstood, as its meaning is to do with the distribution of probabilities by multiplying two random functions together.

A: u luk lyk a happy duck 2day!
B: Random squared to u2!

by glacial_shadow July 29, 2008

square

insanely awful, terrible, disgusting

white cheddar cheese-its are so square in comparison to goldfish

by cap'n crunch lover August 25, 2007

No-no Square

It's what Angelus Auri calls his penile organ

@staff He touched me in my no-no square!

by KazDeerFox June 17, 2018

Square Beezy

1. of or referring to a female who is known to associate with asshole-type men, and seems to enjoy being treated like shit.

2. referring to a female who is not present.

1. "Dude, if my square beezy don't hurry up and get her ass back here, I'ma have to sock that hoe."

2. "Seriously, is that broad Michelle a square beezy, or what?"

by wizzy & t-nutty & bossie September 9, 2006

chubbington square

Someone that is fat or mildly obese.

Someone walks up to his mate and says "You need to go on a diet chubbington square"

by Chris_saintsfc February 3, 2007

reachin’ for the squares

Heading to the Waffle House.

I was out all night sinking beers that come 3am I was reachin’ for the squares!

by ceejaydee July 1, 2015

Square Lesbian

A general lesbian, the most stereotypical dyke.

Short hair, potentially a mullet, a a faux hawk, or a buzzcut
Wearing flannel, giant short sleeve shirts potentially plaid

Jack: "Whoa what kind of lesbian do you think Jared's mom is?"
James: "Definitely a square lesbian. Look at that plaid and that buzzcut."

by Picklypickle September 24, 2014