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Spread the Word

by DiaperSkunk13 April 29, 2021
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Spread

The term used for a group of women in much the same way that a group of cattle is called a herd.
"Dude, check out that spread on the other side of the street"
"Not one of those ladies is lower than an 8!"
"I'm going in..."
by DrunkRainbowPig February 12, 2012
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Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
by LazyRooster September 5, 2023
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spread da word

Refers to the act of promoting an underground (and likely underage) rave by word of mouth. Often interpreted as "Spread The Word", it is actually "Spread Dan Word"; a reference to the person who invented the phrase.
The term reached peak popularity in the Perth (Australia) rave scene circa 2006, though occasional usage has been reported as late as 2019.
by BagBoy28 July 27, 2025
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god spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.
by WarKami September 9, 2021
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rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!
by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
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spreads

I'm exhausted...I'm gonna go hit spreads.
by stmary February 1, 2013
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