Mixed mega sours

A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.

My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.

Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.

Guy number 2: I don't see the problem

Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah

by JimBob the Second of JapanIsle October 13, 2011

Got the new sour ?

A saying that is used to ask someone if they have sucked someones dick.
Because semen tastes very very sour, and it's flavor is called "new sour".

How did your date go? Got the new sour ?

by Judge dredd7 September 10, 2011

sour cream citizen

A very very white person who doesn’t use wash cloths or loofahs, just smears body soap on their body with their hands. Then they rinse it off and no they don’t wash their feet. So, they smell like sour cream.

They look just like you and me but are white and smells like sour cream.

I thought I smelled a sour cream citizen but I turned the corner and it was a homeless person.

by Nunyourbusinessbuddy3 October 12, 2023

Sour

Definitely a two syllable word meaning:
1. Having an acid taste like lemon or vinegar
2. Feeling or expressing resentment, disappointment, or anger

The Grandfather was sour when unfairly penalized in a classic cut-throat family holiday game.

by Poetic Neanderthal December 22, 2023

Sour warhead

When you go down on a girl and she tastes sour.

joe: i was going to give becky a warhead, but instead she gave me a sour warhead!

by BillieJoeArmstrongLover January 1, 2024

Sour Dinosaurs

Motor oil.

Fuck me, this truck just loves drinking them sour dinosaurs.

by ZuckerFucker January 5, 2024

Sour Grapes

When someone comes to your house, twists your balls and they turn purple.

This bitch the other night tried to give me Sour Grapes.

by Nouglas January 19, 2024