salmoning

Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.

The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.

by DaveTheToolMan September 3, 2007

happy salmon

A salmon that is between a toasted bun. Vegetables are usually included, mayonnaise is a must.

Who's a happy salmon?

You're a happy salmon for eating the happy salmon sandwich!

by Phishermansonski August 7, 2008

Salmoning

When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".

(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

Salmon

the "Other Pink meat"

tonight for dinner, we're goann have some salmon, then finish up with the other pink meat!

by Lunytun December 13, 2005

salmon pudding

Mashed up salmon put in a pudding wink wink

I just love salmon pudding

by Jdboii September 30, 2013

salmon

The new swear word for people that are alergic to peanuts.

Look at that salmon with his epeepen.

by gornhoiy December 21, 2008

The Salmon Horde

A malicious biological weapon comprised of millions of genetically modified flesh eating salmon. Their main form of attack is by piling in mass on top of their prey.(much worse than piranha)

Yea Larry got taken out by the Salmon Horde last night at George's party.

by an obesely concerned citizen August 14, 2008