Soggy Oreo

Similar to a Soggy Biscuit, but using an Oreo.
A group of males circle jerk around half of an Oreo with no filling, and the last person to finish puts the top on and eats it.

"my birthday cake was left in the fridge and the Oreos on it went soggy."
'dude that's gross what the fuck? Who would put a Soggy Oreo on a birthday cake?!'

by Banana_loaf January 11, 2020

Soggy Almond

Lesbian slang for a clit that has been given copious attention orally.

Since she took such great care of me last night I woke her up with a soggy almond

by cross-cross stitch May 28, 2020

soggy fish

A way to describe someone as a disgusting smelly person in a joking manner.

Freind A: hey Freind B

Freind B: hi Freind A you soggy fish

by Fish fries March 16, 2021

soggy schnitzel

When the schnitzel is so good, you ejaculate on it then eat it.

Michael has eaten schnitzels all week, but today he ate a soggy schnitzel.

by arbuznyschnitzel March 27, 2022

Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.

"Hey boys, you wanna head to Tristans to play soggy cookie?"

by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021

soggy

Upon witnessing something utterly repulsive, a male may find that his penis is in a state similar to what one would imagine a "reverse-boner" to be like. This condition is not desirable and grown men have even been known to burst into tears when they realize the uselessness of their penis in this state.

My friends tied me down, taped my eyes open, and made me watch "Two Girls, One Cup"; it was so disgusting my dick got soggy and was reduced to the size of only a few millimetres, causing me to cry helplessly for six hours.

by adsfasidufj April 14, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

When a black women with a afro gets her hair wet and blotches a mans penis.

Dude, this girl gave me the best soggy biscuit.

by Eric Ripert January 19, 2013