death sneeze

A horrid cough made after smoking weed.

Brandon always deaths sneezes when I'm around

by turbo October 29, 2003

Vader sneeze

An involuntary, rapid expulsion of air and mucus through the nose while wearing a fullface helmet.

<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.

by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007

hot sneeze

When a guy sneezes on his bitch's stomach in a sexual manner

I gave her a hot sneeze, boi.

by sara crayon June 16, 2008

Sleeve Sneezer

One who sneezes into their sleeve. This is symbolic of a respectful person

Harold is such a sleeve sneezer. He just held the door for 8 people going into the store

by dylanpeesonpants October 6, 2010

goat sneeze

A variation on the move used to impress and/or disgust friends and acquaintances called " the goat " where the performer tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over, forming what looks like a male goat's rear end. The goat sneeze happens when the performer, while in "mid-goat" flatulates, thereby causing the testicles to vibrate, simulating the typical reflex of the entire goat body during the act of sneezing.

When Delilah came in ready for sex, I was giving her the goat. I farted and she said, "Why did you give me a goat sneeze? No sex for you tonight."

by TheGoatHerder November 20, 2010

pumple shoe sneeze

A sneeze that will not come out.

I had a pumple shoe sneeze that made my head hurt.

by Pumple Shoe July 27, 2018

sneezable

A muffin so desireable that when the chance arises to eat at the Y, you also realize it is a test set up by your bitch and she is watching; however the muffin is so fine you are willing to do an obvious fake sneeze so that your nose will bury itself into her pie. All the time knowing that you will be called on that fake sneeze the rest or your life and there will be hell to pay, yet you stick with the I can't control a sneeze line.

This pie was so unbelievable she was sneezable. We all got retarded and passed out at Walter's. It was 3:30 am and I awoke to Martha straddling my face with her cleanly shaved bean. All was good until I noticed my bitch was fake sleeping waiting to see what I would do with this situation. The only thing to do was fake a sneeze. My head jerked forward and my nose,lips and tongue got in it. Before my bitch could say anything I said, 'you can't control a sneeze baby'

by Shakah Bra February 24, 2004