Nigel No Shots

When playing FIFA on ps3 or xbox, if someone does not have a shot for the entire game, they are Nigel No Shots.

The term was originally coined for the great humpty-dumpty look-alike M Grotis, who went through a whole 8 minute game without managing to have a single shot on goal.

Note - it is extremely rare for any normal human FIFA player to not have at least 1 shot on goal for the entire game.

"Oh my god, what a hack you are at FIFA.. 0 shots for the entire game - you are such a Nigel No Shots"

by Muk Moophy September 14, 2012

North Korean Snot Rocket

When you sneeze and snot explodes all over your face, onto your clothes, or wherever your mucus filled warhead happens to be facing.

"Dude, I launched a North Korean Snot Rocket all over my new jacket during fourth period and that shit's dry-clean only"

by Squeeeps April 19, 2016

Baby Making Snot

Sperm

"you got baby making snot all over my dogs face"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

snot

Something you can sell on ebay, so long as you claim you took it from John lennon's dying body in 1980.

A: I spent my paycheck on a jar of snot that someone took from John Lennon's dying body 24 years ago!



B: You idiot!

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

crotch snot

nasty white stuff that comes out of your pooter

dammit, my panties are just SOAKED with crotch snot!

by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003

warning shots

The release of several small farts warning that a turd is on it's way.

Johnny felt his guts get heavy, then the warning shots came. He soon needed to find a toilet.

by Poleyhants January 30, 2007

Snorsh

The act of having romantic sex involving hot sauce from Taco Bell.

Yeah, me and that chick just snorshed.

by Gaylo Reach Around May 17, 2011