salamander icecream cone

In a sexual connotation, to cover one's fist in lubricant, insert fist into a partner's asshole, twist it around, and finally pull it out and have your partner lick it off.

Also known as Denny's Special Buttfast Slam / the Fist in my Hammy

"That chick was fuckin nuts. She tried to feed me a salamander icecream cone, good thing I smelled the shit before I licked it"

by 69dogggg96 September 29, 2012

shlamered

Shit faced hammered

Dang I got so shlamered last night I punched a gnome.

by Hot ass bitch November 30, 2013

salami sisters

Two women who have sex with the same man.

After Kristy and Mack had sex with Chris, they were salami sisters.

by noobman8 October 9, 2014

shlammerblasted

Drinking to the point of no return, and being as drunk as humanly possible without dying

Nolan: "Dude, where were you last night?"
Me: "Bruh, I was so fucking shlammerblasted, that I couldn't see for 8 hours"

by Athuncp19 October 13, 2015

salami pie

The best pie in all of history made with tons of grease and salami.

A yummy pie made from salami is salami pie.

Potato...

by Nissassa223 May 15, 2016

shlampa

Shlampa means whore in German. People say mushy (with mean Vigina or pussy) shlampa. So Vigina whore

I hate that girl Kaycera. She is a total mushy shlampa!

by Jessica Goleswick September 18, 2016

shlampa

Shlampa is a German word for whore. Another German word is mushy which means vigina. They go perfect together mushy Shlampa

I hate that Kaycera girl! She is a total Mushy Shlampa!

by Jessica Goleswick September 18, 2016