slippery

A person who is very clever and often gets away with wrongdoing.

"He's like an eel dipped in grease swimming in motor oil."
"Dirty?"
"Slippery. Think about it, he's like Heather, only with social skills."

by NoahAlejandro September 16, 2023

Slippery Pillar

When A male inserts into a female and it gets very slippery in there after a while

"Bro, my boyfriend gave me the slippery pillar last night"

by LeTempest November 24, 2019

Slippery-Slide

driving/traveling to a given location for a romantic/sexual encounter upon being invited to do so.

(Not to be confused with *sneaky-link* which is more secretive or related to cheating.)

Friend 1: coming to the after party?

Friend 2: nah, I ran into Maria at the concert.

Friend 1: that Puerto Rican chick with the fat ass? I remember her

Friend 2: Yea, she just moved to a new apartment downtown so you know I had to Slippery-Slide

Friend 1: Bro, you on demon time Fr lol

by 213JetSet February 11, 2023

slippery shingle

When you have a star switch that won’t cooperate you give it a slippery shingle which is the star equivalent of a wedgie.

This star switch is such a jerk I’m totally giving it a slippery shingle.

by Pressurewasherman November 15, 2018

Slipperiality

What one experiences due to the Mandela effect

When I could not find my third grade teacher's name on the class roster from 20 years ago I knew I was experiencing slipperiality.

by Linny61 November 9, 2020

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 1, 2017

The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.

That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022