sitting on a bottle

when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle

This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle

by cüssssss May 3, 2024

Smittens

Small mittens.

She has tiny hands look at her little smittens.

by Gothicc420 December 9, 2024

Sitter

A derogatory term for somebody in a wheelchair meant offensively similar to racist derogatory terms.

"You Stupid dirty sitter"

by caseoh sitter hater February 15, 2026

Spitten

this term acknowledges the person who is receiving or dealing with ill intentions of someone else's spiteful behavior. adjective

when you are being actively spited on, you are spitten.

by Funkjr85 March 3, 2026

Smitten Fit

Smitten Fit (n.) — an emotionally charged outburst caused by overwhelming affection, infatuation, or romantic obsession.

“Ignore me, I was just having a smitten fit last night.”

“She stormed out in a smitten fit, equal parts love and frustration.”

by JerseyDeevil March 29, 2026

sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

by arcanev4 February 21, 2025

Sittered

One who has sat down and pooped themself

Taxxed has sittered himself

by shirten March 11, 2025