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Dave Coulier Situation

When a homosexual, either male or female, wants to engage in a sexual act with a heterosexual that is not interested in such activities or behavior.
Male- "I had a Dave Coluier Situation last night with my buddy's roommate."

Female- "This girl was staring at me all night, it was a real Dave Coulier Situation."
by Hangin Outcast March 27, 2013
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Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)

when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time
AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-

Theme: A Couple sat on a bench

Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in
by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020
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TOWER DELAY SIMULATOR

welcome to tower delay simulator, a game where we delay every single update and some leak might not come true. Here we got trash logic such as vehicle has infinite fuel, tower has infinite bullet, freezed enemy do not broke and a technologistic geared cliff tower that does 300 damge (ranger) cant spot a single hidden. The game also copy other games to make the game "original" like accelerator copied phaser or commander copied commander in TB. If you want an update for this then go beg delaynatural and the rest of the devs
by very random crap April 16, 2022
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Roblox chat simulator 2

Roblox chat simulator 2.

What happens when you cross discord with 4chan.
It is sex jokes and stupidity filled to the brim with 6th graders, most of the bots do almost nothing and by most I mean uh… 2 plus, there are extremely racist people on it saying “niggas are monkeys” or something like that with everybody else responding with “monke” while going apeshit with spam.
Not to mention that 80% of all servers are just “insert generic name here House. I mean, can you atleast be original?

And all in a roblox game.
Roblox chat simulator 2 be like:

Person 1: hi I’m your mom
Person 2: real
Person 3: real
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shitulation

When you go into the bathroom to take a shit and end up masturbating.
"Dude i went into the bathroom and ended up with shitulation."
by ngilliam1234 February 23, 2008
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wrong hand situation

Situation in which you misalign your finger keyboard positions while typing, either being shifted vertically or horizontally, producing a completely random and nonsensical array of letters. It usually ends with a "wtf" expression.
Person One: Dude, guess what. Yesterday I went to walmart and the most randomest thing happened to me. So there was this elderly woman that gave me a fucking naughty stare that literally caused my insides to convulge. Then, siffrmy;u djr dysdtyrf yp ;olr / djr gotdy dystdyrf yp lo;; yjr ns;d smf yjrm djr lo;;rf yjr notf esoy eyg s, o etoyyomh ,sm

Person Two: .....
Person one: ...wtf
Person two: lol wrong hand situation
by destinedfate4527 January 4, 2009
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Situation

A word used by people of questionable intellect to appear smart. As one of the larger of the commonly used English words, weighing in at a whopping four syllables, "situation" is a favorite go-to word for minorities during job interviews. Often pronounced sitch-ee-ation in this regard.
Employer: Tell me what you think you can offer this company?

Black lady: Well, I think this is a good situation for my current...uh...situation. I was in a similar situation, you know, in my previous employment ...situation...oh kaaaay?
by Poopy-face Tomato Nose February 21, 2013
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