Simon Cowell 

A judge on American Idol who is known for being brutally honest towards contestants. However, little do people know that Mr. Cowell is simply playing a role; he is often considered to be the 'bitchy one' out of the trio which people either love him or hate him for.

Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.

Simon Cowell himself even admitted that part of his antics were for sheer publicity reasons, not because he actually cared about giving a proper critique.

Simon Cowell by Pragmatic Realist December 12, 2007

Simon bum

what happens when you're sitting in one of those seats with a hole at the back, and you lean forward and your ass pokes out the back and looks so funny. originated from me discovering it in maths

woh that guy in that seat over there has Simon bum

Simon bum by crap November 19, 2004

Simon 

That one buff dude that all the ladies woo over, and all the other guys envy.

oh god, it's Simon. mr. steal yo girl...

Simon by JobansaTheEpic November 28, 2016

louis-simon 

An extremely "snob" guy

"Paysan, bring me the wine!" said Louis-Simon
"Why is there carrots on my general tao?" Typical Louis-Simon words

louis-simon by A Good Scott October 17, 2013

Simon 

A word to describe a hugely inappropriate guy, habitual line-crosser and general problem maker. But sees himself as sweet, witty and desired by women.

Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.

Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?

Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.

Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!

Simon by T-dash-Roy October 17, 2013

Simon Cowell 

for the record there is no such thing as 'british idol'. we dont all need some simple stab at patriotism to get us to watch a programme. also he doesnt earn millions for doing nothing. he has signed many big names and hardly makes anything comparitivly from any of the idols

get your facts straight

Simon Cowell by raelone May 7, 2005

the simonizer 

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

the simonizer by simon audley September 27, 2006