Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007

Scrotum Shell

A Scrotum Shell is generally seen as a very hard ball-sack. The most common reason for this is when a man (or woman) ejaculates upon the ball-sack, rubs it in, and leaves it to dry overnight. Upon inspection in the morning, the ball-sack should have a shiny, hard layer, although this depends on the constitution of the semen.

That girl was rubbing my scrotum shell all night

by PooMister November 18, 2010

shellacked

When you steal something from someone and it's the last of that person's property.

I stumbled upon the rest of Janice's Oreo's. I was so stoned and there were only 8 left so I shellacked them.

by The Word Burglar January 7, 2008

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex

a stupid, pointless, piece of shit anime. i watched it out of curiosity and couldn't stand 5 minutes of the shit! it bored me out of my mind. basically just some sleep-inducing governmental crap, a lot of it set in a boardroom. yaaaaaawn.

ps. fullmetal alchemist kicks ass!!! *headbangs*

never watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, EVER, lest you wish for you brain to deteriorate and drain out of your ears from boredom. it's just that bad.

by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007

Shelley

Fat bitch who will never get a boyfriend. She loses all friends and is ugly

Eww its shelley
Shelley is fat

by Anshhhhsjdkks October 19, 2019

shell

Tony. or getting extremely wasted, which would also mean Tony.

Last night, Tony was so shell that befriended a totally shell guy named Greg.

by kt bad ass July 6, 2009

mu shell

My BEST friend... and i freakin LOVE her....

"mu shell" howell I LOVE you ..

you are my best friend..

and i hope ya read this cause its cool that i put this on Urbandictionary.com..

well..

bye


--brittany

by brittany spiers October 16, 2008