Faraday Shitter

A toilet, washroom or other confined room where the goddamn Wi-Fi and phone service doesn't work so you're stuck on the potty with your own thoughts. Because of course it fucking doesn't work.

"I tried texting you earlier, but I get no signal in the bathroom! Fucking Faraday Shitter!"

by DeepFriedBacon October 11, 2023

split the shitter

To accidentally enter the anus, when vigorously attempting to enter the vagina.

We were going at it full throttle until I missed and split the shitter, then it was game over. She was in tears and I had blue balls.

by FoxFace78 June 10, 2022

Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".

John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.

by jhook May 16, 2012

Conch Shitter

Shitteh Conch Croucher

Small blonde girl who shits in conch shells. She looks like a conch shitter.

by Bracastyle November 09, 2018

Shitter Pillow

Buttocks.

Gluteus Maximus.

Damn, she has a fluffy shitter pillow!

by joetoe November 24, 2021

shitters anonymous

a really good private story name

Girl 1: Yeah, and her private story name is Shitters Anonymous

Girl 2: OMG, she’s so cool

by larryisreal678 July 28, 2020

Shitter butt

Someone who is shitty butt aka ass aka really fucking bad at something

Guy 1: you're such a fucking shitter butt

Guy 2 (Australian): oi fack off mate

by Carded890 June 01, 2023