scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

by u dont know April 27, 2006

Shafterburn

After a lengthy sex or masturbation session, the penis feeling tender from the friction it has suffered. To rub oneself red raw.

Not tonight love, I've still got shafterburn from earlier!

by Cbored January 27, 2009

Nipple Shitter

A person who has a knack for defecating on a person's perky nipples. Possibly during intimacy.

A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.

Last night, I found out Stacy's mom is a nipple shitter.

Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.

by Mongacarta December 20, 2009

Grill Shitter

1. /n/ One who shits in grills.

2. Patrick.

Hey, what's that smell? OH DEAR CHRIST. WHO WOULD DO THAT? WHY, GOD, WHY, WHY, WHY?

Hey, what's all the racke - Oh my god. Did someone invite a grill shitter?

by AndreTI August 22, 2011

pillow shitter

A person who can't hold a poop. And deiceds to go into their pillow case.

pillow shitter means:
" Aww man, I really have to go. But I know I won't make it."
*looks at pillow*

" Well it is an emergency,"

" Well I guess I'm a pillow shitter now."

by Hola,soy dora December 27, 2019

Boxfight shitter

When someone fucks up a fucking bitch ass loser in a boxfight, they are a boxfight shitter.

Val is a crazy boxfight shitter who shits on koir like crazy almost every day

by Very factual facts March 28, 2020

stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter

to put your dick in a woman's pussy, while another man is fucking her in the ass

Man she looks good, Ie you hit her in the shitter"ll stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter!

by lick it 69 February 21, 2019