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Shag Carpet

When the floor of a room is covered by a multitude of persons all simultaneously fucking.
The New Year's party at Billy's had a large shag carpet in one of the rooms.
by I Want To Be You October 8, 2011
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ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse
Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004
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Captain Shag

1. A muff-diver

2. A fictitious super-hero character developed by my buddy, the B, for a holloween costume in 2006. The Captain Shag is most recognizable by a Love-Boat-inspired Captain's hat, a blue shag-carpeting cape laced in pink frillie-shit, a Burt-Reynolds-style shirt, and black pants with that same pink frillie-shit as leg warmers.
Captain Shag stood out from the crowd as a beacon of character was cast out from a sea of hollow wieners.
by expectmuch November 6, 2006
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Shagari

an abnormally tall and ugly man who can't control the volume or pitch of his voice; has no athletic ability; a native of the Tinka tribe in Western Nigeria; enjoys hunting gazelles and having sex with zebras; will occasionally block a shot or two but come on his arm are fucking 8 feet long
Shagari is probably the worst player in college basketball.

Did you see that kindergartner school Shagari.
by Robert March 26, 2005
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Ass-shag

A slang word that is used to describe the act of penetrating the anal cavity with a male penis or other penetrative (usually sexual) devices e.g. buttplugs and dildos.
That young man so loves to ass-shag that he ejaculates instantaneously in his underpants whenever he sees his girlfriend bending over!
by CHYX January 10, 2008
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shagsexfuckdickinvagina

It's the best sex of all time. Shagging, Fucking, having sex with your dick in the vagina.
Dude, last night I had shagsexfuckdickinvagina with your mom
by kingofgreats April 26, 2011
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shagaboogle

jerry had a shagaboogle in his tissue after he blew his nose.
by j.m October 23, 2003
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