When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.
“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”
“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”
Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.
by Loscantaritosburritos March 17, 2024
Get the Shrimpy shagmug. Hey boi, who’s shagging arse?
by Elgreat January 27, 2022
Get the Who’s shagging arse?mug. by ocean06586 August 23, 2025
Get the 68 shagmug. Pronunciation: /ʃæɡ/
1. (verb) To strongly relate to something, especially on a deep emotional or personal level. Used when someone identifies with a situation, statement, or personality trait.
2. (noun) A moment of intense relatability or recognition.
3. (exclamation) An expression of agreement or understanding when something feels extremely relatable.
Usage:
Often used in online conversations, social media, or casual discussions to emphasize a deep connection with a statement, experience, or personality trait. The past tense "shagged" can be used to describe someone experiencing a high level of relatability.
1. (verb) To strongly relate to something, especially on a deep emotional or personal level. Used when someone identifies with a situation, statement, or personality trait.
2. (noun) A moment of intense relatability or recognition.
3. (exclamation) An expression of agreement or understanding when something feels extremely relatable.
Usage:
Often used in online conversations, social media, or casual discussions to emphasize a deep connection with a statement, experience, or personality trait. The past tense "shagged" can be used to describe someone experiencing a high level of relatability.
Example 1: "I just read my MBTI personality description… I totally shag INFP-T energy."
Example 2: "That movie scene where the character talks about overthinking? Absolute shag."
Example 3 Person 1: "I procrastinate everything until the last minute."
Person 2: "Shags."
Example 4: "I saw that post about introverts canceling plans last minute, and I felt so shagged."
Example 2: "That movie scene where the character talks about overthinking? Absolute shag."
Example 3 Person 1: "I procrastinate everything until the last minute."
Person 2: "Shags."
Example 4: "I saw that post about introverts canceling plans last minute, and I felt so shagged."
by What does NPP stands for? February 7, 2025
Get the Shagsmug. An Australian term for a outdoor mattress left out in the greater wilderness for casual sex. Usually highly unsanitary and attracting only the truly desperate for a quick shabang.
by AgencyofM April 19, 2021
Get the shag mattmug. To have sex with someone and take an article of theirs, such as undies, phone charger, tank top, when you leave the premises
by Nolagirl ar June 2, 2018
Get the Shag and snagmug. Sex.
Where a man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina or anus or mouth to make babies or pleasure. It could be man on man or woman on woman, but you get the idea.
Where a man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina or anus or mouth to make babies or pleasure. It could be man on man or woman on woman, but you get the idea.
1. Honey, let's shag!
2. Marhon saw Sina's car. Marhon had been married to Sina ever since gay marriage was legalized. He knew he was home, but what's this? The car of Asim, Sina's best friend, was parked on our drive. Very suspicious. I went in as quietly as possible, and crept up the stairs. Suddenly there was this sensual moaning coming from my room. I burst in and saw Asim deep inside Sina's asshole. It was then when I realised they had been shagging. I thought that Sina was my partner! I wanted to kill him, but then Asim jumped on top of me. It was then when I realised I was being raped.
2. Marhon saw Sina's car. Marhon had been married to Sina ever since gay marriage was legalized. He knew he was home, but what's this? The car of Asim, Sina's best friend, was parked on our drive. Very suspicious. I went in as quietly as possible, and crept up the stairs. Suddenly there was this sensual moaning coming from my room. I burst in and saw Asim deep inside Sina's asshole. It was then when I realised they had been shagging. I thought that Sina was my partner! I wanted to kill him, but then Asim jumped on top of me. It was then when I realised I was being raped.
by Marhon November 24, 2015
Get the shagmug.