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Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"
by Elk e summer September 20, 2011
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septic nuggets

A smooth, sometimes bumpy, textured chocolate colored nugget sized substance found within the septic waste tank. Caused by the formation of dispersed miniature fecal matter released from what is known as the anal gland.
I would love to find myself a bunch of scrumptious septic nuggets in your septic tank. Maybe we should pitch this idea to Mc' Donnald's.
by Mc' Nuggin' it December 4, 2015
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septic mound

The sexual act of taking a shit on your girlfriend/boyfriends chest. Same as hot carl.
I just laid a septic mound on susans chest.
by Septic mound October 21, 2017
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SEPTIC juice

SEPTIC juice trash dumpster tank ho whore skank slut
She is worse than trash. She is SEPTIC juice.
by allthingzpossible November 19, 2018
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septicpie

Septicpie is the ship name for Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie however this ship name may be common but Septiplier is seen and heard of more commonly
Fan:I DEFINETLY ship Septiplier
Other Fan:NO!Septicpie is WAY better!!!
by NygmobblepotShipper May 7, 2020
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septimal

pet the septimal.
by septimal September 15, 2020
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septicpool

Septicpool is a term for cool dude who gets alot of bitchs
Hey look that guy is such a septicpool
by Septicpool July 12, 2021
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