Frothy Santorum

What the egotistical, self-centered, ignorant asshole in front of you at Starbucks invariably orders.

Refers only to Republicans.

I'll have a half-caff, low-fat, extra frothy Santorum (a cappuccino with lots of froth)

by Global Sufi September 23, 2006

Senioritis

Adj. The feeling that one has after applying or being accepted to college. WARNING senioritis may cause students to: loose focus, stop taking notes, stop bringing note books, stop bringing bags, not care at all about tests and grades, and feel massive urge to revert back to preschool behavior (this includes napping at inappropriate times, and coloring in hello kitty or disney princess coloring books).

Amy: Did you study for the McCully Test?

Emily: No I have been coloring instead, it seems like a better use of my time.
Amy: I can't wait to hear back from schools, then I can have senioritis as bad as yours.

by Emmiebeee January 14, 2010

Santos

Someone you haven't seen in a very long period of time.

"Santos! I haven't seen you in FOREVER! How are you? How's the family? How's the sister? How's the synagogue?"

by Greasegrim April 16, 2017

dirty santorum

Dirty Sanchez but with corn is a Dirty Santorum

I pulled my dick out of that Mexican, whoa not only shit but shit with corn, and gave her a Dirty Santorum

by Sick of Bigots January 20, 2012

Mayfield Senior School

A private Catholic school located in Southern California, sometimes refered to as "The Bitches on Bellefontaine." The students and teachers are nice enough, but the administration is Nazi-ish. They give demerits for wearing the wrong colored socks, and they fire all the teachers the students actually like, while retaining the ones who cannot teach. It is in possession of one rather terrifying nun, known as Sister Babs and is partially run by a scary blonde ex-PE teacher.

She went to Mayfield Senior School and was forced to do the Heil Bannan and Babs.

by lynx wings April 21, 2005

senior

your grandad

I reacurred my senior cause - they remember me,
My grandfather still smokin Weed and he's 70

Lloyd Bank$ send ya to hell

by shadow211 January 9, 2009

Santorum

A mental health facility for individuals who base their reality and decision making on advice from imaginary friends. Literally, the voices in their heads tell them what to do.

"We had to put granddad in a santorum. He tried to suffocate grandma with a pillow because the voices in his head said that she is a soul sucking demon."

by Ronald Reagan's Ghost June 15, 2012