An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
by Tahm May 17, 2008
1-Hideous, you can't stand looking at them and is just awful looking and unattractive.
1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.
2-Monster
3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.
4-Just plain ugly
5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way
5 1/2-So close to getting past average
6-Cute, they don't make you horny.
7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.
8-Hot
9-Sexy
10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.
1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.
2-Monster
3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.
4-Just plain ugly
5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way
5 1/2-So close to getting past average
6-Cute, they don't make you horny.
7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.
8-Hot
9-Sexy
10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.
by tamtam27 October 22, 2010
This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.
This is the scale:
10 - I like women, that's it
9 - I like women but men can be attractive
8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it
7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side
6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past
5 - I like women and men
4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men
3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past
2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial
1 - I'm Elton John.
This is the scale:
10 - I like women, that's it
9 - I like women but men can be attractive
8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it
7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side
6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past
5 - I like women and men
4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men
3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past
2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial
1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower
1- ugliest fattest person ever
2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates
3- eh your some what decent tred carefully
4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking
5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
1- ugliest fattest person ever
2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates
3- eh your some what decent tred carefully
4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking
5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing
Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.
I bet he was gay before he did time
I bet he was gay before he did time
by Therealmvp67967 December 01, 2016
A popular critic scale among food connoisseurs. The Joel Overall Scale (JOS) is a scale from 1 to 10 giving an indication of a restaurants overall rating taking into account the time taken for the meal to arrive using the Nino Time Scale (NTS) and the flavour of the food provided using the Corky Pizza Scale (CPS). Both the NTS and CPS are scales from 1 to 10 and the JOS is found by finding the median average of the two.
I give that lasagne a 8/10 on the CPS but only a 4/10 on the NTS. I guess that leaves us with a 6/10 on the Joel Overall Scale.
by Corky444 June 30, 2023
Get the Bb Top of the Scale mug.
6-7- cute usually hyper
8-9-at the un-mature age
10-11- still don't know what a booty is
12-13- finally in middle school and trying to learn the mature stage
13-14- mostly mature but still dumb inside
14-15- usually the smart ones who know what life is
16+ have there life figured out
8-9-at the un-mature age
10-11- still don't know what a booty is
12-13- finally in middle school and trying to learn the mature stage
13-14- mostly mature but still dumb inside
14-15- usually the smart ones who know what life is
16+ have there life figured out
by Picklestix September 18, 2016