Sami house

A metaphor used for people who complain about everything, despite being wealthy and happy in life.

Person 1: "Oh my life is terrible! everything sucks!"

Person 2: "Don't be stupid, you live in a Sami house."

by ohnomyroofleaking July 16, 2025

Sami Snow Goggles

A sexual act in which you give someone a Spartan Mask and proceed to fountain cum on their face

Yeah, i didn't have much spare time at the end of the day so i gave her Sami Snow Goggles in her A-frame and ran to the Beast and Boar for dinner.

by Flibbo Jibbo III October 5, 2025

Sami

Egyptian oil owner. Has a "heart" on. Most straight guy ever.

the women must luuuhh Sami

by GothMommy27 May 7, 2025

Sami

Egyptian oil owner. Has a "heart" on. Most straight guy ever.

The women must luuuh Sami...

by GothMommy27 May 7, 2025

Samiah Schizophrenia

When someone hears Beyonce singing and cannot differentiate if Beyonce is singing at her Cowboy Carter concert or someone is playing Beyonce music near by.

“GIRL I HEAR BEYONCE IM NOT CRAZY”
“Girl no ur schizophrenic ;-;”

“You have samiah schizophrenia..”

by honeymonsterz May 9, 2025

Safting

The art of reading all messages one has missed in a group chat or discord channel and responding.

Sorry that I missed your call, I was safting.

by Meowflower July 5, 2025

Samgilun

Just means you a hoe

Bonnie Blue:
Person: you a samgilun

by Buttholefiddler2004 November 3, 2025