Safetiness 

A level or degree of safety applied to a given situation or object. Safetiness is next to happiness.

Person A: I've just banged my head on that bloody light
Person B: Moving it will really improve its safetiness

Safetiness by Squirlycircle November 25, 2017

Saftey Monitor 

The person who is always bringing down the group. The person being the wet blanket of any given situation.

hey guys, we could get in real trouble if we get caught.... Dammit, Frank! Quit being such a saftey monitor!!

Saftey Monitor by sillyassmonkeybutt January 26, 2011

Safteysuit 

Anothers post grunge poser group actve rock radio wants to force down peoples throats. Avoid at all costs. Think Hinder, yet more boring.

Dude 1: Hey Heard that new band on 93x last night that rocked the cage match.
Dude 2: Safteysuit? Hell no! They blow balls, they sound like Matchbox 20, just like everyone else?
Dude 1: No, I was talking about Airbourne, the band that kicked their ass by a landslide on last nights cagematch, for being a breath of fresh air.

Safteysuit by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008

Safetings

another word for Ok, cool

"I got to go blad"
"Ite, safetings, laters bledrin"

Safetings by amihunt January 20, 2009

SafetyMan

A tard who sits in a pyramid postion on the floor everyday. Who has Moles and lots of them.

Dude safety get off the floor you lazy sac of shit.

SafetyMan by DaBomb8904 May 10, 2005

Tucson Saftey Switch 

When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive

I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys

Tucson Saftey Switch by Bojangleson July 10, 2017

saftey 

Something that is not guaranteed.

Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.

saftey by Grand Man Zak Attack July 24, 2008