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good job sucking

this is something you say to someone when they do something wrong.
good job sucking joe! we lost the game 'cause of you!
by xkirex October 30, 2007
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Stacking

the act of gently taking your lover by the hand,

leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.

roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.

depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,

or turned away.

most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.

the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.

this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.

this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.

(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)

wiping each other requires much dexterity.
(note 2 : for the ultimate in intimacy, you can each have a hand on the flusher in the spirit of loving cooperation.
some consider simultaneous pooping and flushing to be the apex or zenith of Stacking.)
"I really feel closer to Johnny after our first stacking session;
it was sublime!"

"Don't stack with Roberto, his hairy legs really itch."

"I thought Veronica would be really good at stacking, instead she splashed me ! Fucking Amateur ! "
by Turdly Bugglestein October 3, 2011
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sucking my emotional dick

a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:

1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis

variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."

person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
by mannhole April 26, 2010
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cock sucking queen

A camp homosexual man who participates in a bit of fellatio.
"Michael, turn the ABBA off and stop eating that man's willy you cock sucking queen"
by Daniel Hewson July 5, 2007
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dick sucking leech

someone that will suck any dick in there face
that bitch cheated on me she's suck a dick sucking leech
by mr. leech March 8, 2010
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Dick Sucking Bangs (DSBs)

Bangs cut across the brow to enable optimal dick suckage with minimal bang interference.
Dayumn girl you got some fresh new Dick Sucking Bangs (DSBs)
by Chance08 January 18, 2011
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SUCKING THE GLASS DICK

It means to smoke crack or weed using a glass bong or pipe
there goes babie thug and lil killa sucking the glass dick again
by Babie Thug July 28, 2008
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